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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF:
Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:
[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:
No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:
What?
BFF:
I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:
[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

Filed under When my granny was told that hannah was happy because mer felt like part of the family my granny replied with 'oh dinnae be daft!! of course she's part of the family' the woman is over 80 and prodestant and scottish she a badass